Sometime in the last couple months, I noodled my way to a blog that happened to feature a Twilight snark-a-thon: the dedicated blogger had compiled an astonishing count of how many times Edward sparkled, how many times Bella sighed at the thought of Edward, how many times Edward is compared to sculpture and/or marble, and so forth.
There are a couple people I'd like to share the inevitable giggles with -- one an ardent Twilight fan and one NOT -- but I'll be darned if I can remember where I found it.
Anybody got a clue?
